dicksplit:

holding in a fart all day and finally getting home

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titytwochainz:

okaymad:

women are not powerful?  oh please i can get your dick up in just a minute in public and there’s nothing you can do bout it

this is such a doodoo post. dicks get hard for no reason. my dick is hard when i wake up. when i hold my pee for too long. when i cough hard. when the got damn wind blow. so many things you coulda said and it was make my dick hard. lola bunny used to get my dick hard and she a got damn cartoon bunny.

buriaq:

coolbutcautious:

the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate 

thats the spirit